I was tagged with a meme.
Four Jobs I’ve Had in My Life:
1. Bakery. I worked the cash register, folded cake boxes, and squeezed gallons of week-old icing into the sink.
2. Gertrude Kistler Memorial Library. I put away books, filed the card catalogue, pasted library card pockets into the back of books, and typed the Dewey numbers on labels and glued them to book spines.
3. West Coast Video. I worked the cash register and put away videos. My least favorite part was having to rewind porn videos that were invariably returned 3 hours later, slightly sticky.
4. Corporate pawn
Four Movies I Could Watch Over and Over, and Have:
I used to watch movies over and over but as I’ve gotten older, I stopped that behavior. Here are some old favorites:
1. Subterraneans
2. Ken Russell’s Valentino
3. Lord Love a Duck
4. Ishtar
Four Places I Have Lived:
1. Levittown, PA (suburbia)
2. Yardley, PA (suburbia)
3. Rosemont, PA (college)
4. Donnaville, Backyard of my mind (current residence)
Four TV Shows I Love to Watch:
1. La Femme Nikita
2. Forever Knight
3. Highlander
4. Kung Fu
Four Places I Have Been on Vacation:
1. Berlin – far too many times
2. Amsterdam
3. Key West
4. Budapest
5. Memphis
Four Websites I Visit Daily:
1. Dustbury
2. Go Fug Yourself
3. Bedazzled
4. ArmyWifeToddlerMom
Four Favorite Foods:
1. DeLorenzo’s Pizza on Hamilton in Trenton, NJ
2. My father’s chili (Texas Red)
3. My mother’s halupki
4. My grandmother’s pumpkin pie
Four Places I would rather be:
1. Oz
2. Wiggling my hips in an Elvis Presley movie
3. Cape May in October
4. With Lisa anywhere in Europe
Take it if you want it.

You’ll see something now that you have never noticed before. Ever seen a street sign that says “Resume Speed” (especially following a school zone)? Now “Resume” will take on a whole new meaning. You’ll wonder how a printed copy of your life’s work could have any velocity. But I digress.
I liked those four-play lists of yours. Here’s one of my own (a 7-play):
PLACES I’VE LIVED/WORKED:
1. Dallas, TX
2. Temple, TX
3. Sacramento, CA
4. Somerville, NJ
5. Columbia, SC
6. Tyler, TX
7. Texas City, TX
And believe me, if you work for any corporation, it makes no difference where you are geographically situated. They all own your ass.
Ask the 30,000 Ford employees who will soon be looking for work. Their crime? That they don’t want to work for third-world wages. Welcome to
George Bush’s Low-Wage One-World, Inc.
Please let’s not get into politics–