Last night Lisa and I went to Target. Passing through the electronics section, the televisions were tuned to some channel that was broadcasting a very loud, very angry, music video. The men in the video were thrashing around and making the worst sound imaginable. I went from TV to TV and turned them all off.
“Donna, what are you doing?”
“Saving humanity, Lisa, saving humanity.”

It would have been excellent if you had turned them all to Depeche Mode instead.