Last night John came over and we watched Stardust Memories. It was an interesting movie. There is something about Woody Allen that reminds me of cat vomit. I don’t know what it is. Regardless, I liked the movie. Everything seems so beautiful in black and white.
This morning, Lisa and I are going to take a walk in the hopes of burning off some of the millions of calories that were consumed yesterday. The thought of putting on my jeans scares me. I wish I owned a kaftan.

The sad fact is that Woody Allen is, to borrow a technical term, …creepy. He is a great wit but I cannot see past the fact that he looks like “Golem”.