Pizza last night was so yummy. DeLorenzo’s (Hamilton) truly has the best pizza anywhere! And I say that as a connoisseur of pizza. It’s true. I know you are thinking, “But Donna you eat nothing more than pickles, cottage cheese, triscuits, and water on a daily basis!” I don’t care! I still consider myself an epicurean.
I just recently added a supplement to my diet. It’s called, Chlorella and basically it’s just green algae/chlorophyll. My father, the witch doctor, gave me an old salsa jar full of the green powder and instructed me to mix it with Gatorade and drink it twice a day. This morning I mixed it up right here in the sink. I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink. It went down pretty easily until I had to gasp for air and then the taste flooded over me and I dry retched a little. But it really wasn’t bad. We will see what happens. Wouldn’t it be great if from drinking this stuff I turn into a female HULK? Then I could warn my colleagues and friends, “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I am angry— KAPOW!”
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang…
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Does your health insurance cover witch doctors? 🙂
My health insurance covers NOTHING! Insurance is legalized robbery in my opinion.
I once went to an Italian Pow-Wow doctor for wart removal. He rubbed raw meat on my wart and then buried it in the backyard. He told me once the meat rotted, my wart would disappear. Apparently the meat rotted about 5 years later.
Geez. Why didn’t he just bring out a strip of jerky and be done with it?
“My father, the witch doctor, gave me an old salsa jar full of the green powder and instructed me to mix it with Gatorade and drink it twice a day. This morning I mixed it up right here in the sink. I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink. It went down pretty easily until I had to gasp for air and then the taste flooded over me and I dry retched a little.”
Now you’ve done it. I sprayed Pepsi all over the screen when I read that last part.
Nice!
A Toonopedia link.
Well done!
I thought you were going to say, “I got angry, turned green and started smashing things and said,”DONNA A N G R Y!”.”
Or something like that…
-Jason