My sister is such a Mrs Malaprop. Yesterday she said two things that had me in stitches. I can’t remember the context but for some reason she yelled at me, “Up your *ss with a rubber hose!”
“Don’t you mean, “Up your NOSE with a rubber hose?”
“Shut up”
Later in the evening we were watching a show about a bunch of sisters. “I recognize that actor, he was on Designing Women, he dated Julia Butterfinger.”
“I think you mean Sugarbaker, Julia Sugarbaker”
“That’s what I said!”