I have always been attracted to men with facial hair.
Which reminds me of one of my favorite conversations from one of my favorite movies, The Beguiled.
HALLIE: Ms. Martha said I should shave you, but I ain’t so sure. I don’t think the Lord wanted a man’s face all smooth like a baby’s bottom. That’s why he gave them whiskers. Might be a sin to shave that growth off.
McBURNEY (Clint Eastwood): Then don’t do it. Sinning oughta be saved for much more important things.
Gosh, I loved that movie!!!!!
(Mental note: Buy fewer razors.)
Speaking of ZZ Top, one of the members of the band is surnamed Beard. He’s easy to spot: he’s the one who doesn’t have a beard.