1. As we were garage sale-ing, we saw a house that had a sign that read: John Smith, PHD. Lisa said, “We should have a sign outside our house that reads, “Donna & Lisa, PMS.”

2. Tonight at dinner, Lisa whispered to me, “Donna, I am worried, you are really looking thin, you have to eat more and gain some weight!”
“It’s okay Lisa, I am eating tons, just this afternoon I ate 3 fudgsicles.”
“BITCH, 2 of those fudgsicles were MINE!”

3. Lisa decided we should hang the Annie plates in our kitchen.
“But Lisa, we only have 4 plates, is it really worth it?”
“Donna, I have a feeling our fancy plate collection is just going to GROW!”