After work I noticed Bobo’s toys were spread all over the dining room and my bedroom. I gathered them up and placed them in the little toy basket that sits on the floor next to his crate in the kitchen. I sat down to look at mail and I noticed Bobo went over to his basket and started pulling his toys out of the basket. He proceeded to put the toys back to where they were! Schweinehund!

This evening Lisa and I watched some TV through the static. Lisa flipped back and forth between Dr Phil and a Bobby Darin special on the local PBS channel.
“You don’t mind that I’m flipping between our boyfriends, do you?” Lisa asked in total seriousness.
“Not at all, but please be quiet, I want to hear my boyfriend sing.”
Later, we watched as Dr Phil told a couple that they need a PLAN and Lisa turned to me and said, “We need a plan! We are two very nice girls who can’t seem to get boyfriends. Let’s go on Dr Phil and see if he will marry me!”

I keep telling her that Dr Phil is married but Lisa doesn’t care. She believes he is her soulmate.