Lisa had a good day at her job. She said a little girl came over to her and tapped her on the arm.
“Yes?”
“I have a Strawberry Shortcake bathing suit!”
“Really?”
“Uh-huh! And I also have one that has butterflies all over it!”
“Wow!”
“Wanna know something else?”
“What?”
“I have a Care Bears bathing suit too!”
Lisa also said that she had the most infuriating conversation with a little girl. She thought the girl’s name was Trisha but the girl kept saying, “No, Just Trisha.” Lisa would repeat, “Trisha” This went on 3 or 4 times. Finally Lisa realized the little girl’s name was Jusstrisha.

Tomorrow I leave for Chicago. I am actually looking forward to going.