On Sunday I had a date. I got myself all pretty pretty and headed to my car. There were some bees flying around my side mirror and I thought to myself, “There must be a nest in there- Must remember to spray!” Well, I drove to Newtown, parked and got out of the car. As the car door slammed behind me, I heard a buzzing. Suddenly a bee flew right into my face AND STUNG ME ON MY NOSE! I was in shock! What do I do? My eHarmony match is waiting for me and I have a stinger protruding from the side of my honker. I climbed back into my car and removed the stinger. My skin looked red but it didn’t seem too awful so I went to the designated meeting place. I played it like nothing had happened, as if my nose is usually a bit red and swollen. He probably assumed my jitters had more to do with meeting him than the fact I was attacked by a bee.

Have you noticed the new fashion of wearing a tie front ballet shirt? There were tons of girls in Chicago wearing them but I swear they weren’t wearing them correctly. The girls tied them too tight and up too high so the knot was between their boobs. It looked like they were channeling Dody Goodman from the movie Splash. Remember that scene where she wore her bra on the outside of her clothes? Horrible, just horrible.

There was fliming going on at Midway’s Southwest terminal last night. I really should watch that show on A&E. I am constantly walking through filming areas and I should think I may have made it on TV by now. Although boarding was on time, we sat on the tarmac for hours. A storm blew by a few hours earlier and just backed everything up. When we finally got up in the air, I looked out my window and was absolutely floored by the beauty. The Nevada One soared past the puffiest clouds dotting a sky that was pink and blue and white and orange. It was incredible and I made a note to sit by the window more often.

I bought 2 workout DVDs from Amazon yesterday. Go-Go Robics: Starring the World Famous Pontani Sisters and The Pontani Sisters – Go-Go Robics II. The synopsis says the sisters teach you how to frug and twist but I am wondering if it isn’t so much Go-Go as it is Burlesque because Amazon now keeps suggesting titles like: Aerobic Striptease and Fit to Strip. The DVDs should arrive tomorrow so we shall see!