Last night was the 5th Annual Rocky Horror Picture Show performance at the Colonial Theater in Phoenixville. Audra was the lead Transsexual, Lisa and I were in the audience cheering her on. The show started at 10:00. The movie actually started closer to midnight. Those two hours were filled with me grimacing as I watched chunky women and underweight men grab each other’s genitalia and dance around in the very least seductive manner. I subscribe to the live and let live philosophy so I tried to keep my eyes closed as I waited for the movie to begin.
The gal who portrayed Janet interrupted my meditation. She asked if I would like to join them on stage for a rousing game of Duck Duck Goose. I am sure she was drawn to me because I was wearing my very sexy black and white diagonal striped dress. There was no way I was going up on stage and so I said as nicely as I could, “No, I would prefer not to do that, please find someone else.”
“Oh, it’s perfectly harmless, c’mon!”
“I said no, find someone else.”
She looked at me like I was the biggest bitch on the planet. Oh well.
The movie finally started. It was a lot of fun. The fellow who portrayed Dr. Furter stood over 7 feet tall in his black patent leather stiletto heels.
I have removed this section because reader #1 is absolutely right, I was out of line & trying too hard to illicit a laugh (and being passive aggressive along the way).
At any rate, it really was a great show! Watching it at home on DVD simply doesn’t cut it. I am sure everyone is wishing they too had joined us. Don’t worry, guys! I RECORDED IT! (15 mbs – 5 minutes) At least certain parts.
Some things to notice: During the Costume Contest, listen for my sister to say, “Vote for the guy with the man boobs!” It’s true, he had enlarged mammaries! It was the oddest thing. My camera hovers over him for quite some time so you can get a good look.
Yes, I do zoom in on the fellow who portrayed Rocky. I can’t help it, I like my men the way I like my coffee: pale, weak, bitter.
During the timewarp sequence, the reason the camera jerks around is because I am also doing the timewarp.
Enjoy the show!
Gosh, that sounds so fun! Wish i had joined you!
Gosh, that sounds so fun! Wish i had joined you!
Pale, weak and bitter?
Are they easier for you to emasculate?
Emasculate? No way, Jose! What I am trying to convey with that statement is that I like guys who are nerdy and not pumped up pretty boys.
Rereading the comments, do you really think so low of me?
It looks as though much fun was had by all. Watching your video brough back many interesting memories of what is strangely enough, some of the more normal ways I spent many a Friday and Saturday evenings while in high school almost two decades ago.
Oh, just so you know, I don’t believe that I had any problem understanding what you were trying to say about men of, shall we say a more petite built playing games with ladies of a Rubenesque form, and your own personal preference for men that are built like, well, men and not little boys. You were not at all harsh or unkind so worry not. Besides, I am sure that what I just said will be taken as being far worse. Be well and take care.