Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

You all laughed. Laughed when I suggested Lucas incorporate codpieces and a dance sequence into Revenge of the Sith. Let me ask you this: Did you laugh when Obi Wan Kenobi showed up riding a giant gila monster? Now what is more outrageous? I’m thinking the giant gilla monster.

Yes, I finally saw Revenge of the Sith. I am not happy with the movie. I didn’t like the other two either. It’s not the Star Wars I grew up loving as a child. It was far too violent and there was no real heart to it. Anakin transformed far too quickly and I never sensed any true love between him and Amidala. Ultimately, it was the best of the last 3 films, but that just isn’t saying much.

Oh, and weren’t there any women living a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? The only gals I saw were painted blue, wore little clothing, and possessed big boobs. Little Amidala spent the entire movie staring longingly out the window waiting for her Ani to come back from his Jedi adventures. Would it have killed George to clad some gals in black leather and call them Jedis?

I am glad George has decided not to make 3 more movies.

One thought on “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!

  1. Jason

    The movie to me was somewhat redundant, did he really need to tell us that Luke and Leia were brother and sister? He should not have let it stand out, this is a prequal! Anyways it seemed redudant. But I repeat myself, anyways I agree it could have been better. I would have also liked to see a few other ladies too, too much CGI, too little real characters. Anyways have a good one.
    -Jason

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