My dream last night brands me forever as a nerd. I had a little calculator-like gadget. When I pointed it at an object and pressed a little button, its LCD would light up with the object’s IP address. I was so impressed with this little device and surprised that everyday objects possessed an IP address.

You seem to surprise me everyday.
The copier in the hallway, in fact, has an IP address, though I don’t think I’ve ever actually sent anything there.
(Tall beautiful nerd girl. Sounds like *my* dreams.)
As CG said, sounds like the girl of my dreams! Sheesh you probably have a legion of would-be nerds following your exploits.
I actually have been branded one since I was in junior high (20+ years ago).
On the side, wouldn’t it be interesting when people have IP addresses?
Take it easy and don’t work too hard you
Nerd, Amazon Princess, Software Guru- 🙂
-Jason