I had a great time last night at Ludwig’s with Audra, Antonio and Lisa. It was nice to get dressed up and go out. Antonio is a regular reader of donnaville.com. Even though we never met before in person he was completely in the know about everything! It was a little odd. But it was also very convenient because we didn’t have to explain everything.
My first eHarmony renewal notice arrived today. I am sticking with my plan to let it expire and sign up after they send me a discount code. I am so tired of answering the questions and trying to come up with something witty since it is always my job to start open communication. Because I am so bored with it and I have answered all the questions 100 times, my responses are becoming more and more surreal.
What is one thing you could start doing today that would most improve the quality of your life?
squatsTonight you can do anything you want, no penalties, no reprisals, and the cost is unimportant. What are you going to do?
Rampage TokyoWhat do you feel you bring to a relationship that continues to make it work, even after the newness is gone?
The ability to shape shiftWhat do you find physically attractive?
Symmetrical features.What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?
Winning the lotteryDescribe your own personal style?
I am a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by my presumption.If you had three wishes, what would they be?
1. Co-star in an Elvis Presley movie. 2. Have all the children in the world, join hands and sing together in the spirit of peace and harmony. 3. Have 30 million dollars a month, given to me tax-free in a Swiss bank account.
Yes, I get closed a lot.
Those answers sound right to me. Why would anyone with a smidgen of humor in their bones close you? Rosa
i think you are a funny person…it is a shame that dates are more like interviews and not just two people being themselves…you really come across as being a charming and intelligent person on your blog..e-harmony is not the way to go..it is set up too generically…you should join a club like a volleyball club or a sports club where people meet and play games. or you should join or start up your own club…i am sure your club would be special and unique and have that donna signature on it…i’d join that’s for sure
Thanks Tyrone/Antonio/c-dog/howie/peter g or whatever your next alias might be
I was laughing out loud at those responses. I’d go out with anyone that demonstrated such a whimsical sense of humor because I’d figure you’d be bound to enjoy their company.
So I guess unibrows, being symmetrical, are OK by you? 🙂
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Rampage Tokyo — absolutely priceless, Donna!
Surely there must be someone who will look at those answers and find you utterly irresistible.
Besides me, I mean.
Ah, if only I were a man, or a lesbian…. Be still my beating heart.
i know what you are talking about. i feel like i’m repeating myself so often it is comical, even without your clever answers. You start to feel like you are having a relationship with a multiple choice test.
I am a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you’ll be amused by my presumption.
I thought I was the only person who remembered and trotted out that perfect line from time to time. Hurrah for New Yorker cartoons.
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Tokyo? How about Paris? They deserve it more.
Hummm…..
Rampage Tokyo???
Would that be Godzilla style or Hulk Style.
While both are green and monsters one breathes radioactive fire and is reptillian, while the other is a radioactive and has super strength….
I showed this to my girlfriend and she fell out of her chair laughing.We both did, laughing to the point of tears…. anyways you should comedy write sometime. Take it easy
-bix