I had a Cobb Salad for dinner. What self-restraint I possess! I really wanted to order chili and sweet poatao fries!
Yeah– I am enjoying Napster. I loaded it on my work computer and I am laying here in bed listening to John Prine.
I got a match on eHarmony today in which the fellow, in his profile, is not standing on a mountain, skydiving, petting a wild animal, or playing some rugged sport. Nope. He is standing there, shirtless, flexing his muscles! I renewed my subscription for another month. Not because of Mr. Shirtless but because I am intent upon meeting and dating men. Is it a bad sign when the other day I actually uttered the words, “There are quite a few men in my pipeline.” PIPELINE!?! Next thing I’ll be assigning “Sales Stages” to them and graphically depicting it in a Sales Funnel.
How to know when you’ve become a corporate drone:
a. When you refer to a potential mate as a “resource” to “leverage”
b. When you date more than one person and call it
“multi-tasking”
c. When you date persons of different heights and
call it “diversity training”.
Did I mention that I loathe the corporo-babble?
Corporations are like sawmills….young people
go in as fresh, uncut logs and within a few
years they are all spouting the same non-sensical
jargon and buzzwords.
We engineers have come up with a few different sayings….
Defination for what steps we need to take to achieve our goals in dating, “critical path”
When the date goes awry our term of expression is “failure mode”, in which we try to have several different “avenues of revocery” or just go into “99% failure” mode.
anyways we have other things, but oh well… have a good one.
-Jason