I’ve been watching Blood of Heroes on Telemundo since I got back from dinner. I really feel like I am going to throw up. Why do I do this to myself? I must gain control! I really like to watch Rutger Hauer speak Spanish. It turns me on BABY!
I am doing really great on eHarmony. I got me a man with a handlebar mustache and a funeral director! In a weird way I am alternately attracted and repelled by the funeral director. How wonderful is it that he comforts people during a time of such sadness… yet he sews their loved one’s eyelids shut and sucks their guts out with a hose?
How cool would it be if I was matched with Rutger Hauer on eHarmony? Of course with my luck I would immediately turn into a hawk and annoying Mathew Broderick would show up and ruin everything.
FABULOUS NEWS! I work from home next week!!!! Can you believe it? I can’t! What will I do with myself? I know…. I will watch La Femme Nikita Season 2 and clean my room, and do my expenses, and take walks, and chat with men on eHarmony and make hummus, and visit with my parents, and sing along with the radio, and surf the Internet, and sleep.

Blood of Heroes used to be my favorite movie. It’s still up there. I used to want to play that game.
Como Esta Donna? Unfortunately I can’t get the upside down question mark on this computer. I too watch Telemundo on occasion, only because my family did speak Spanish on occasion (*Whenever my parents didn’t want us to know what they were saying…*). Anyways have a good one.
-Jason