I took my team out to lunch on Friday. We went to a seafood restaurant. The food arrived and one of the girls asked, “What did you order?”
“Mahi Mahi”
“Mahi Mahi? What is that?”
“Dolphin” I replied, waiting for the squeal of disgust as she pictured Flipper.
“Dolphin? MMmmmm, I bet they tastes good!”

Ohh, you are EEEeeeeevvvvil! But that is too funny, so many times good humor is lost on people who are “mouth breathers”….