Yeah, off I go again. This week I am not staying in the city but in a suburb not too far from Ohare. So why am I flying to Midway? Good question. I can’t find my second favorite pair of high heels. I am worried I left them in my hotel last week. It is very clear to me that I need a week off just to get this place in order. A few days here and there just isn’t cutting it. I am on my last pack of contact lens and my eye examination isn’t until next Saturday. I am screwed. Unless I wear my glasses everywhere. Then people approach me to say, “My life was traumatized by glasses like yours!” I guess that is better than the other comment, “You look like an ethnic Cher before the plastic surgury.” Or my favorite: “Are you tired?”
Gotta finish packing. Must print out crossword puzzles.

Well, too bad you aren’t here. I have seen your glasses and would have said,” WOW! you look beautiful!” Have a good week and don’t work too hard.
-Jason