Dear Comment Spam Artists,

Thank you for leaving so many comments on my modest little blog. I appreciate the attention but I am going to have to ask you to stop. I work hard and spend very little time at home. It is upsetting that when I could be doing something productive I instead must delete your comments. Now I understand you probably don’t care about me so let me point out how you are wasting your time by spamming my little Web site.

1. I have about 5 readers. Not 50. Not 500. 5. As in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
2. The men that make up those 5 readers are happy with the size of their penises and are not interested in enlargement.
3. If any of them were plagued with impotence, they would purchase the medication from a pharmacist and not online.
4. If any of my 5 readers gamble, it is done in a casino or racetrack and not online.

Feel free to leave comments that make sense with the entries I write; otherwise, don’t waste your time or mine.

Sincerely,

Donna