What is wrong with me? All I want to do is eat. I am not hungry, I am not weak, yet I am driven to consume. Thankfully, I don’t have much food in the house. Knowing there is a lack of food doesn’t stop me from opening the cupboards and refridgerator, over and over, hoping a Hershey bar will magically appear.
I want to eat a slice of ice cream cake, watermelon, spoonful of Nutella, Watergate salad, Delorenzo’s pizza, funnel cake, Midori cake, chicken quesadilla, Yuengling Black & Tan, beer butt chicken, Krispy Kreme donut, hot fudge sundae, York Peppermint Patty, Toblerone bar, Doner Kabob from a Berlin Imbiß, Black Cow (Rootbeer float for those not in the know), Matzah ball soup, canolli, barbequed ribs, egg roll, flan, sushi and Kirin Ichiban, scallops from John Stevens bar at Fell’s Point in Baltimore, onion and pepper rings sprinkled with powdered sugar from Gunnings in Baltimore, potato pancakes a.k.a Bleenies, rice pudding, coban kavurma, poppy seed bagel with melted butter and honey, Jimmie-Joe Java, PUMPKIN PIE, BLUEBERRY PIE, VANILLA ICE CREAM ON A WARM WAFFLE…
And dinner tonight is a microwaved Lean Cuisine meal. Fresh from the freezer.
Ok, OK, i’ll be the first to ask….
“You’re not pregnant are you?”
I know, I know, let the dart throwing commence!
I totally know what you are going through. I found myself eating the other day and I wasn’t even hungry. It’s more like I’m bored, what else is there to do but nibble. I was like hello! get the food away. But your list there just made me hungry 😉