Something odd has been happening to me. Everyday, for the last week and a half, whenever I turn on the radio, within a song or two, Elton John’s Tiny Dancer plays. At first I thought it was funny but now I am beginning to freak out. This is too strange a coincidence. It must be a sign. What can it mean!?! All I can figure is maybe Tony Danza has a new sitcom debuting.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza