An innocent trip to Home Depot. A receipt that reads: $327.18

Contents of Cart:
5 gallons of paint
1 gallon of primer
2 rolls masking tape
3 paint tray liners
2 boxes sand paper
1 can spackle
1 package paint rollers
5 foam paint brushes
1 bottle wallpaper paste remover
1 can goof-off gunk remover
4 wall plates
1 closet rod
1 door knob
2 rolls shelf liner paper
2 fire distinguishers extinguishers
1 snow shovel
1 chandelier

Holy Home Improvement, Batman!

P.S. Thank you George, Barb, & Mieux for the 10% coupon– it saved me $34.40!