Called banks and brokers. Got rates. Compared rates and fees. Tried negotiating. Tried pleading. Widdled it down to 2. They were practically identical. How to decide? Well Corina wore a really nice striped shirt and a CAPE! She also drives a Monte Carlo which I think is a really nice looking car. She is also tall and has a firm handshake. Laurie has very small hands and when we shook, I felt disturbed, as if I was shaking a child’s hand. In my head, I heard Mike Myers say: “Carnies, small hands, smell like cabbage.” And so that is how I made the decision. Laurie dressed like me and had large hands.
I feel good.