She accepted my bid!!! If all goes well, I HAVE A HOUSE! (Or rather a condominium).

I remember, years and years ago when my grandmother was still alive, we were sitting around her kitchen table talking. My grandmother said, “I am thinking, maybe I should get one of those Florida condoms.”
“No Nanny, you mean CONDO– condom is something else.”
“Oh, dear. No wonder everyone looked at me strange when I was talking about it after church.”