I just got back from my aunt’s viewing and funeral. There weren’t enough men to serve as pallbearers so my cousin asked Lisa and me if we would like to serve. Why not? So we were pallbearers. I think my aunt would have gotten a kick out of us carrying her coffin. Thinking about it, I have decided that when I die I only want female pallbearers. I figure that since men don’t take me out while I am alive, I sure as hell don’t want them carrying me out when I’m dead.