Sex Scandal Rocks Wonka Factory
There have been sordid and almost unbelievable reports of a wide range of offenses, including p*rn*graphic films featuring Oompa Loompas, all-night *rgies at the Wonka factory and other incidents of lewd behavior—at least one involving a taffy-pulling machine and what investigators are calling “inappropriate relations with a golden goose.”
I always suspected those little Oompa Loompas of impropriety!!!!