[Undated]
I have applied for and received 3 weeks of vacation. Now, I will start counting down until July– oh I can’t wait!
This week was pretty ugly. My desktop computer crashed. I needed to do a hard reset on my Handspring Visor. The fax machine kept acting up and my car broke down. Kinda sounds like a country/ western song. At any rate I spent over $400.00 on a new starter for my car and am mourning the potential loss of data! Ugh! Next week I am traveling all over creation- 3 meetings in 5 days…and this damn webpage isn’t as cathartic as I had hoped.

[Undated]
Okay. I am tired. Two workshops in one day. How and Why did I ever become an instructor? At any rate, I am sitting in my room at the Holiday Inn in Laurel, Maryland. Last night, I experienced the oddest thing. As I was laying in bed, trying to sleep, I heard the woman in the room next to me scream. Immediately I sat up in bed, struck with fear, and I thought: “This woman is being attacked.” That fear subsided instantly when I heard her then yell, “Yes Baby, Yes, Ohhhhhhhhh Yessssssssssss!” She continued this moaning, screaming, chanting every five minutes for the next half hour!!! I counted 7 climaxes? in all. I do not wish to repeat this experience again. Well, at least not under these circumstances. 🙂

My parents are going to South America for two weeks. I am staying home.
Driving in the car last night, my sister handed me a bottle of soda and said, “Here take a sip.” I did. Then I noticed the bottle. Suddenly a 20 year boycott of Pepsi down the drain in one little sip. I feel like Adam. I wonder if afterward he wanted to throttle Eve?
Because I was tricked – do you think it counts?
I like the way my hair feels grazing the back of my neck.

Counting the days until vacation…70, 69, 68, 67, 65, 64…