Ananova – Wife ‘learns of husband’s bigamy in local paper wedding list’

I had an absolutely horrible dream last night. I was driving in a car with my family when I suddenly got this feeling of dissonance and dread. I looked up to see planes falling from the sky. The road was pandemonium as cars tried to avoid getting hit. The earth shook with the force of the jets smashing to the ground. I turned on the radio and an announcer intoned: This is the end as we know it…. we are finished – This is the end as we know it…. we are finished. Horrible, huh? Well, the next dream I had was equally strange. I was decorating a gymnasium for a prom and I was trying to convince everyone that we should paint the walls brown and then we could use fuschia and aqua “to pump it up!” This is what happens when you watch too much Changing Rooms.

Yesterday afternoon, Lisa and I got into her car and drove and drove for hours. We came upon a quaint, little town and we walked around. It was very nice, despite the intense heat. Walking back to the car we passed a store that had a picture of Wonder Woman on the door and I knew I had to go in. It was a silly little store that sold old 70’s memorabilia. In the store, a man approached me and asked if I was from Philadelphia. When I said yes and asked how he knew, he told me that he had visited Philly a year ago Memorial Day and he remembered seeing me walking around!!! Isn’t that odd? I am really hoping that he remembered me because I am just simply a memorable person and not because I was doing something really stupid.

http://www.self-esteem-confidence-positive-thinking-affirmations.com/Darnit, I wanted to register this domain name!!

Up, up and away :: A man and his lawn chair take flight

You sunk my Battleship!

Video of my Grow up Skipper Barbie Doll
No one ever believes me when I mention that I had a Skipper doll that actually grew breasts. This evening after dinner (without much else to do), I decided to document the growth spurt. By simply turning her left arm, she grows a half inch and develops…right before your very eyes. Click on the link and watch!!!!

My Traffic Log
I love looking at this log… my favorite search this week is ‘naked woman farting.’ You would simply not believe how many times the ‘trading spaces nude’ comes up. It doesn’t make sense to me. I wonder if they are thinking of something other than the DIY show?
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My sister came across a brilliant idea the other day and I thought it would be a great thing to pass along. I am sure everyone has been in the situation where they are driving and some jerk starts to tailgate– What do you do? Slow down? Speed up? Pull over? Lisa has found a new approach that I really like. She activates her windshield washer! Because you are traveling at a nice clip, the washer fluid actually squirts out and flies over your car and hits the tailgater’s windshield causing little white spots on his windshield as well as the need to turn on his wipers. This seems to be a great “hint” that they are a bit too close and Lisa says she has found that the tailgating jerk backs off immediately.

A year ago today, I left for Germany. I remember returning 2 weeks later feeling so hopeful. I had been vying for a new position and I believed it was mine. Sadly, I was not chosen for the position. And the plans I had made in Germany were never realized. Nothing changed. Actually things did change but not in the way I had visualized. Hell’s bells.

This weekend I will:
1. Clean my room
2. Clean my room
3. Clean my room
4. Clean my room
5. Clean my room