Gosh… it’s been weeks since I last updated. I’ve been busy. Insanely busy.

I went to a Micky Dolenz concert the other day. Went to an Oktoberfest yesterday.

Match.com is not impressing me. It’s not killing me either, though. So far all the men have been damaged. My hope is a normal man will emerge. I am wondering the likelihood of that happening. It just keeps becoming more and more clear that the men that are single and over 35 are single for a reason.

Here’s a recent Match.com text exchange:

Unknown Caller: This donna from match? 3:53 PM
Me: Yep… who is this? 3:58 PM
Unknown Caller: The smaller but cute and nice email guy…John 3:59 PM
Me: Cool! that was fast, I just responded to your email a second ago 4:00 PM
John Match.com: Sorry for being interested 4:00 PM
Me: I hope you meant that light-heartedly which is how my text was intended 4:01 PM
John Match.com: U were knocking me for texting u so soon 4:02 PM
Me: I don’t know how you got that impression– all I said was “that was fast” Most guys take DAYS to respond 4:03 PM
John Match.com: Ur intimidating u really r..u will be single forever with that bad attitude 4:04 PM
Me: ok 4:05 PM
Ken Match.com: What a bitch..lol..dont ever contact me again alice the goon 4:06 PM
Me: Good luck in your search, John. I mean that in a nice way. 4:07 PM
John Match.com: Ur evil.. I blocked u from my search…ur the worst i ever spoke to 4:10 PM

It scares me he has my phone number but I think he’s probably the type that gets off insulting people over a great distance. I am probably safe.