I am trying to rise above the intense anger. I really am.
In fact, I considered buying this:
And this:
Instead, I decided I need to focus my mind on other things… such as dating nice men without commitment issues, who can communicate like normal, well-adjusted human beings. Clearly, I have never excelled in this and so I decided, rather spur of the moment, to sign up for eHarmony.
I ran searches on Plenty of Fish, Match.com and eHarmony. I chose eHarmony mainly because they were more expensive AND the search results featured guys who didn’t look like complete douche bags or cretins.
I will admit, I am already beginning to regret signing up. But I am pushing those feeling aside. I need to get out and date. I need to meet people. eHarmony is just a means to an end. I WILL BE POSITIVE! ALL WILL BE GOOD!
Men will buy those green hands, but for an entirely different reason. Our reptilian brains are fueled by hormones, but occasionally a constructive, nonsexual thought accidentally crosses a synapse.
Have you ever considered “speed dating”? That mode of ritual mating could be beneficial for you because you claim to be good at separating at lightning speed the wheat from the chaff-douches. (That is, if you ignore that 5-year dry hole you drilled). On the other hand, I couldn’t handle being rejected at lightning speed, either.
I did speed dating back years and years ago. It wasn’t a great experience but I’d do it again. Guess I gotta check it out.
Anger does not mix with dating. Friendliness and fun don’t like her, nor she them
You are right Koz… full nelson holds don’t lead to anything romantic!