I caught an episode and a half of True Blood the other day. It’s about vampires. So totally right up my alley, right? But unfortunately these vampires aren’t gay detective vampires who want to be mortal, to repay society for their sins, to emerge from their world of darkness and the endless forever NIGHT, GROWL!! (That’s a reference to my favorite TV show of all time, Forever Knight) The show is okay. It’s a bit violent and rather stupid but I’d watch it again mainly because the one vampire sports the most BEAUTIFUL sideburns!

I am not over reacting, see:

Lovely! Simply lovely!

I think his character is channeling Quentin Collins from Dark Shadows…

Doesn’t get much better than those mutton chops!

Oops! I spoke too soon: