I am 35-years-old

But not for long. Tomorrow is my 36th birthday. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? Didn’t I say that the last 3 years? I think I did.

5 thoughts on “I am 35-years-old”

  1. Gomer

    How did it happen? Well first, the earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came. Then a big rock fell from the sky, a mouse appeared from his hole, which lead to apes. The apes evolved, fought over resources, and decided that sex was the true meaning of life. Your mother succumbed to that theory one night 35 years ago, and nine months later you were born. That’s my theory.

    But it could have been a bottle of good wine that did it instead. Happy Birthday!

  2. B. Davis

    Donna’s mom was impregnated by a bottle of wine?
    Wouldn’t a turkey baster work better?

    Seriously….

  4. B. Davis

    I always reference “Birthday” by the Beatles in celebration of someone’s entrance onto this doomed
    planet.

    That’s because the words “you say it’s your birthday, it’s my birthday, too, yeah” have a special meaning to me. My brother and I were born on December 12, one year apart. My birth certificate claims I was born at 11:59pm (wink, wink) so I’m about 100% sure I was born on December 13. I wonder if the doctor who delivered me was paid extra to “doctor” the certificate…

    I always make snarky birthday comments to people over 30….life has just started, baby!

  5. Donna Post author

    You say it’s your birthday
    It’s my birthday too, yeah
    They say it’s your birthday
    We’re gonna have a good time
    I’m glad it’s your birthday
    Happy birthday to you.

    Yes we’re going to a party party
    Yes we’re going to a party party
    Yes we’re going to a party party

    I would like you to dance (Birthday)
    Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
    I would like you to dance (Birthday)

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