Why can’t stalkers be good looking with great jobs? Or at the very least mildly entertaining? I got a few weirdos after me and they all have foul breath and googly eyes.
donnaville
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Why can’t stalkers be good looking with great jobs? Or at the very least mildly entertaining? I got a few weirdos after me and they all have foul breath and googly eyes.
Are you serious? I hope you are taking this seriously if it’s true.
It’s probably just the money you could have been saving with Geico.
Oh, and BTW….if they WERE good looking, well heeled and gainfully employed….they would not be “stalkers”.
They would be “prospects”. Agreed?
Well remember don’t let them touch water and don’t feed them after midnight no matter how much they beg or cry.
More importantly, make sure you have bright lights… lol
I have the same problem…a stalker with foul breath and googly eyes. Oh, my mistake, it’s Beau!
They would be prospects– you are right. 🙂
BRIGHT LIGHT BRIGHT LIGHT!
Back to the 100 Skills —
One of the skills a man should master is the ability to
kick the crap out of someone who stalks or ogles his
girlfriend. But I guess I have an old-fashioned notion of
masculinity. At least get a dog, preferably a big, mean one (rottweilers come in handy) that will solve the problem…gee I must be in a testy mood 🙂