I had a weird ass dream last night. My mother told me that my old Elementary School nemesis had asked me to be in her wedding as a bridesmaid. She wanted all of us to wear white wedding dresses and so my mother gave me a box that apparently held her old dress. This seemed very odd but I decided to go with it. I drove to this strange museum-like building where my old enemy was getting ready. When I got there I learned it was a mistake, I was supposed to wear a bridesmaid dress not a wedding dress. Ms Nemesis told me I would have to go out and buy a dress and hurry since I was holding up her wedding! I approached the other bridesmaids hoping to learn where they bought their dresses. The two girls turned around and my eyes almost fell out. They were wearing pastel pink and pastel green LACE dresses that went down to the floor. There were two holes cut out of the dress that exposed their ginormous breasts. I didn’t know what to do! I can’t wear a dress like that! I started to panic! And I woke up right as they told me that I could wear pasties with tassles if I wanted since I was clearly shy.

Where in the world did that come from? So freaky weird. Freud would have a field day!