I bought three Acme frozen pizzas a couple days ago. They were only 3.95 each! That’s really cheap! Today I threw one in the oven for lunch and I was sad to discover that ONE serving size is 1/5 the pizza. That’s like nothing. That’s a freakin’ sliver! Plus, the calories in that one piece are like 1/3 the amount of calories I allow myself for an entire day! So I eat 1/2 the pizza and I am angry at the number of calories I’ve consumed AND I AM STILL HUNGRY. Damn frozen pizza.

Which is why there are so many fat poor people.
I just ate another slice of it for lunch today and can I tell you it tastes like cardboard? It’s horrible! And I ate it. And it is chock full of unhealthiness. Ugh!