I spent most of the day at my parents’ house. Lisa came home a little after 5 and asked if I’d like to go to the mall with her and get a Christmas present for mom. After shopping, we came home and made dinner. I had a glass of wine and then another and then another. Mom came back from work and said, “Gosh Donna, you still here? Are you planning on moving back with us?”
“I haven’t been here the entire time, Lisa and I went to Macy’s.”
“Why did you go to Macy’s?”
“Because we had to buy you a Christmas present.”
“What did you get me.”
“A coat”
“What color”
“Black.”
At that point I could feel Lisa’s eyes boring through me like a laser.
“I think I just made an awful mistake….”
“No sh*t, Sherlock” said Lisa.
I shouldn’t have had the second and third glasses of wine. Oops.