I was on the phone with one of my clients. He was frustrated at certain things that were occuring at his workplace and he said to me in jest, “Do you know of any good therapists?”
“I can only offer you the name of my therapist, Dr. Yuengling.”
🙂
I wish I could visit him right now.

In Texas, when people need an attitude adjustment, they get a Shiner:
http://www.shiner.com/
Neurotics in Montana (if you can find people like that) like moose to drool on them:
http://www.bigskybrew.com/index.aspx/Our_Beers/Moose_Drool
LOL