Half Breed

I know I left you guys with a pretty weird picture a couple weeks ago and honestly, I was worried myself. Celine Dion? What’s going on in this world? Well, things are back to normal and in fact a little bit better! Today I was told I look just like Cher. And later, someone asked if I was a Pharmaceutical sales rep! Cher is a normal comparison; I especially like it when people then say, “You know, right before she got her nose and teeth fixed!” Stop! You flatter me! Although I have to say that the Pharmaceutical rep is one of the nicest compliments ever! As much as I find the Pharmaceutical industry repugnant, they do hire some of the sharpest looking people as sales reps. All I can say is I am sooooo glad I bought that Brooks Brothers’ gray, a-line, shift dress! Note to self: Must buy more Brooks Brothers clothes!

And are you wondering how I respond to the Cher comparison? I always say, “Heh, you should see me in my electrical tape bathing suit, that’s when I really look like Cher!”

Just teasing!

9 thoughts on “Half Breed

  1. B. Davis

    Give her a feather. She’s a Cherokee.

    Cher is what Madonna would have been if Madonna had any brains or class. Cher was sexy without being a complete slut…the perfect woman.

    Somehow this doesn’t sound right.

  2. gotya

    Watch out Donna!
    Cher and Celine are often played by transgendered men in cabaret acts.
    No offense but you need to fem up your style. You are beautiful.

  3. Donna Post author

    Michael C, I look at IP addresses. Did you think by entering a different email address I wouldn’t know it was you behind this comment? It’s like putting on sunglasses and then saying something rude. No offense but men with tiny penises typically make comments like yours, maybe you should think about classing up your act? I know you aren’t really that cruel.

  4. gerald harrington

    Paraphrasing Sonny: “”Babe…everywhere I was hearing this “Babe” I thought: “I’ve got to write a song using “Babe”” I can’t believe he got himself elected to Congress and then died hitting a tree in a doownhill skiing accident. Truth is stranger…

  5. B. Davis

    Lemme clarify…

    Donna, thanks for putting some
    lipstick on gotya.

    That doesn’t sound right either. I think you know what I mean.

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