I am so crotchety in my old age! I called up Acme’s Customer Service department and complained how their Acme Rice and Wheat Flakes with Strawberries HAS NO STRAWBERRIES! At least in this one box I recently bought. Of course I was real nice about it. That’s why they are sending me a 10.00 gift certificate!!!!!!!

You’re not old. If you
were old you’d be complaining
about the lack of prunes in your cereal.
Does Wile E. Coyote drop Acme Cereal boxes on the Roadrunner?
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