1. Damn that Audra for recommending PS I Love You. I spent Sunday afternoon bawling my eyes out! And can I just say that I am still coveting Hilary Swank’s wardrobe in that movie! She looked like a cross between Audrey Hepburn and Judy Garland. Loved it! Watching it, I wanted to start acting like a horrific bitch since that is what apparently attracts strong, handsome Irish men. You see, men are attracted to women who are constantly angry. When faced with a seething harlot, a man’s love deepens. And then right before he dies of a massive brain tumor, he can’t help but create an elaborate plan in which he leaves just the sweetest and oh so slightly morbid love notes around the house to find. I’m just teasing, I did enjoy it. LOVED IT, in fact! And I recommend it to people with vaginae.

2. I met Nathan! Yes, “He Who Leaves Comments” and I met at the Bethlehem Musikfest! Nathan is just as cool and cute as one would surmise from the comments he leaves here and the blog he rarely updates. I hope I didn’t scare him too much with my intense devotion to the Red Elvises.

3. I am supposed to be in Memphis. But I am not. Northwest denied us boarding this morning. They overbooked and bumped us– bumped us to the NEXT DAY!!!! Unfortunately, our suitcases were not bumped and are hopefully patiently waiting for us in Memphis.

4. There was a 4. I just can’t remember it. Dang it!