One of my very favorite movies growing up was The Pirate Movie. I loved it! What was it about Kristy MacNichol and that mullet? Perhaps it had little to do with Kristy and more to do with Christopher Atkins. HECK! What am I talking about? We all know it was Ted Hamilton and that bejeweled codpiece! Slumming around youtube, I found my favorite song:

If you don’t think this is the coolest song and video– I’ll cut you!