I went to the NYC office today. In the elevator of the office building, there is a monitor that displays the news of the minute. As I was riding up to my floor, the headline read, “Carmen Electra and Joan Jett are a couple!”
I couldn’t help but gasp and say, “Joan Jett …is GAY?!?!?”
Immediately I was taken back a few years to a similar situation in which I uttered the immortal words, “You mean to tell me George Michael, IS GAY?!?!?!”
How I never connected those dots, I’ll never know. I never really thought of Joan being sexual, she was just a rocker. Good for her though. Carmen is hot.