When I stated in my previous post that I scooped out the 2000 flushes tablets, that was a little bit of an understatement. I scooped out the tablets and then I scraped and scrubbed the blue residue. I poured about 3 buckets of hot water into the tank, flushing and pouring and flushing and pouring until the blue was GONE! And guess what. I got home from work, took a pee, AND THE TOILET FLUSHED! IT ACTUALLY SWIRLED AROUND THE BOWL AND WENT DOWN COMPLETELY! I wonder if it is normal to be so excited? And so it turns out that the blame is not to be placed on any particular person having such extremely large poopies that the shits need to be broken apart with an old coat hanger. THE BLAME IS TO BE PLACED ON THIS MAN:
Yes, Mr Al Eisen, the inventor of 2000 Flushes.
This photo captures Mr Eisen about to say, “4 MILLION TOILETS HAVE I DESTROYED WITH MY EVIL PELLETS OF BLUE DESTRUCTION! Bwahhahahahahhaha!”
I’m glad the toilets are working, but I still don’t understand HOW the 2000 Flushes could have caused a problem. Also, Steve appreciates how you use the words “poopies” the “shit” in the same sentence.
Apparently the 2000 flushes made the water thicker and it wasn’t going down the bowl fast enough. Gosh, how scientific is that?!? 🙂 Well, at least that is what I have come up with as explanation. All I know is the toilet couldn’t flush the water down until I removed the blue tablets from the tank.
And my initial sentence didn’t have the s word. I just found that the sentence was funnier when I included it. Besides, I liked being able to have two references to poop in one sentence. 🙂
I laughed out loud imagining that Mr Al Eisen’s evil expression was his glee over his international destruction of toilets.
All those specialty toilet additives are pure evil and unnecessary.
you disgust me!!! your camel-like bowels and inability to digest food at the normal human level are to blame. my system was designed for people with normal bowel movements, not sasquatch crapping out half digested bunnies. do you use towels to wipe your ass or do you just drag your butt accross the floor? i vomitted twice after reading your blog! good day!