The clock in the kitchen is wrong. Very wrong. Like 5 hours off. How it happened, I don’t know. I am thinking it’s the batteries although why it just doesn’t stop completely is baffling to me. I know I need to take it down and replace the batteries and hope that fixes the issue. The problem is I don’t feel like taking it down, searching for batteries and then trying to get it to hang back up. What is most odd is the feeling I get each time I look at the clock. It feels so incongruous and wrong and I am deeply bothered by the incorrect time. YET I WON’T FIX IT.

Does anybody really know what time it is? (Does anybody really care?)