I predict there will be a sh*t storm over last night’s American Idol. What in the world was wrong with Paula Abdul? “Simon gave me advice & he said on the X-factor that he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon…” She was either drunk or high or both, I’m guessing.

Here you go:
http://theedge.bostonherald.com/tvNews/view.bg?articleid=128852
Yup, drunk or smoking the “Chronic” with her
‘Hubble Bubble.’ The last time I spit out
non sequiturs that rich and colorful… I was, well…let’s just say I was required to
complete a program! 🙂
Paula – Idol transcript:
“he (Simon) always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon – (laugher) – finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune.”
Paula B. Trippin’, I think the moth flew in to her ear and pilfered the melon! I admit, I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants when Ryan said… “you do know that we are on the air, right?” ROFL