Speaking of what to wear, I am also racking my brain on what to wear to the Depeche Mode concert. About a year or two ago I was at Express and I found the funkiest, most rockstar pants and I DIDN’T BUY THEM! They were a turquoise and shiny and low rise with a slight flare and I think there was satin ribbon going down the side of each leg. They looked so cool and they fit perfectly. Man, I wish I had them now. Of course, I would have to pair them with a freaking turtleneck so maybe I am best off not having bought them.

Sorry about all the girl’s stuff, guys. I promise I won’t ever start talking about my Aunt Flow.