Bobo’s new pet gate arrived today. Lisa bought it from Petsmart. It is quite a special gate because it is permanent! It swings open when people who don’t piss on the floor want to walk through but keeps little puppies who like to piss on carpet in the kitchen when his mommies aren’t around to watch him! I felt a little bad for Bobo. He was so happy when he saw the package arrive.
“What’s that!? Is it something for me!?! Something I can play with?!? Something I can chew?!? Huh? Is it? Is it?”
“It is a present for you Bobo!”
“Oh wow! Aren’t I the most luckiest puppy in the whole wide world!?!”