More strange dreams. This time I was at the airport with Lisa heading somewhere. I saw JFK Jr in a crowd of people and was surprised that he was reanimated. My computer was having strange issues and after beating on the keyboard it finally booted up. Once on, the desktop icons danced around and made funny faces at me. Each time I would try to double click on an icon it would blow a raspberry and hop away from my mouse.

BIG TICKET ITEMS FOR THE DONNAVILLA
1. Heat pump
2. Hardwood floor for the dining room
3. Fix the patio, either build a deck or relay the bricks
4. Hardwood floor for the parlor

The only thing I am going to immediately do is the heat pump. The very last thing will be the floor for the parlor since that is only because I think it would look nice and there is no true reason for it other than aesthetics. I wish I knew what was underneath the carpet in the dining room. I wish Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen was my friend because he would convince me that I could rip out the carpet and plant peat moss; wouldn’t that be absolutely FABULOUS!?! Wait, I take that back.

Yesterday I went to AsSeenOnTV.com and I couldn’t find any record of my order. I checked my Inbox and I don’t have any email confirming my order. I know I ordered it, I just don’t know what happened. Perhaps it may just show up at the Donnavilla. It is just strange that I never received confirmation nor can I track my order from their Web site. Thank goodness all I bought was UrineGone and not one of their other products like the personal massager or magic salve. I can call up their customer service department and ask if it is in transit and not feel too terribly embarrassed.