I just remembered my dreams from last night. I dreamt I was dating…. get ready for this… GENE SIMMONS! He introduced me to his son who had plastic spikes growing out of his scalp. I had to visit Adam Carolla who had blond hair and so I got on a unicycle and made my way through crowded streets. At one point I passed a parade in which people were pulling a statue of San Genaro. I finally reached Adam and together we played Cyndi Lauper’s Time After Time on a little child’s organ.