Just bought a 512MB memory card for my little mp3 player and a 512MB thumbdrive for me.

I know who will get my vote tomorrow. It is hard for me to believe some people are undecided.

A pirate walks into a bar looking uncomfortable. The bartender says, “Hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your codpiece.” The pirate petulantly replies, “Argh! It drives me nuts!”

Too much candy swimming in my belly. I feel sick!